Authors needed!

Author contests are being held NOW! I will pick 2 people to be authors on this site and you have to be on Twitter to become one! The questins are down here!
1. Penguin name and age
2. Email adress ( This is needed )
3. Twitter account
4. Why do you want to become an author?
5. What would you do as an author and how would you treat the veiwers?
Just comment your answers and your on your WAY!